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I'm sure many of you have heard of the eagerly awaited Star Wars: The Old Republic, a MMO created by BioWare and LucasArts, which claims to bring a new element to MMO gameplay. Story.

So they say. Now, I don't know if I'm the only one, but has anyone else noticed the creative bankruptcy of this game?

The clone, sorry, Republic Soldiers. The Clone Wars Era Nu-Class Attack Shuttle, no sorry, I meant the vehicle used by the Sith to attack the Jedi temple. The evil Imperials! ...who came 3000 years before the Galactic Empire, which suceeded the Old Republic. The Pellaeon Class Star Destroyers, whoops, I meant the Sith Battleships.

 

Even the story:

Those gol-durned sith are back! We gotta go kill em again! Which we already did only a couple of years before! And a couple of yeasr before that! And a couple of years before that! Oh wait, they attacked Coruscant? Again? Again? And guess who's blockading! That's right, those cursed Mandalorians! Who got almost annihilated as a culture a couple of years ago, after kicking the crap out of the Republic! The Republic apparently decided those silly mandalorians learned their lesson, and let the society that glassed multiple planets be unmonitered. That makes sense. And the Republic also decided to leave Corusant unguarded because, well, after all the Sith are meeting at Alderaan for peace, and those Sith are so trustworthy! They're definitely people of their word, so let's leave the GALACTIC CAPITAL unguarded! Oh yes, and the Jedi Temple gets razed. Again. And apparently they decide to rebuild it looking the exact same way it did before it was destroyed...?

Cases in point:

Clones/Republic Special Forces

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a Star Wars: Old Republic Era
Republic Special Forces Trooper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are clone troopers. Obvious?
I understand their are only so many ways to make full body armor.
But seriously?

 

Old Republic Sith Battleships

 

Legacy Era Pellaeon Class Star Destroyers (Legacy era is approximately 100 years after the movies.)

 

 

So there we are. The reasons not to be excited about star wars: the old crapublic.

Oh right, don't forget about Mr. Darth Malek ripoff.

 


Comments (Page 3)
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on Jun 26, 2009

Granolan2021

LOL have you ever heard of Star Wars Galaxies....teehee

Yeah... believe me, you *can* screw up a Star Wars game... big time.

on Jun 27, 2009

Yeah you can. Ever heard of Lego Star Wars? Best. Game. Ever. Lego Star Wars II was the best. Game. Ever.
Then they bundle them together and update the first game to make it awesome win too, and ONLY RELEASE IT FOR GAME SYSTEMS!
What about us computer people who can't afford a next gen console? Damn you! DAMN YOU!
Now I will never get my Lego Star Wars awesomeness.

 

Ah well, now I'm just ranting. And it *zziiit* just *ziit* triggered *ziiit* my *ziiit* OW *ziiit* shock collar *ziit*

 

 

 

*ZIIIIT*

on Jun 27, 2009

I am looking forward to playing and enjoying TOR.   ...  Baaaaaaa

 

Seriously though...  I am.

on Jun 27, 2009

Eh.  I have a thing against MMOs in general.  I just don't like monthly fees, I guess.

 

That aside, here's what I think about TOR:

I agree with the people who said that it can't possibly have a good story because of the nature of an MMO.  Good stories (ALL stories that I can think of, actually) require two things to define it: a beginning and an end.  The stuff in between makes up the story.  MMOs can't have definite ends; that would be self defeating and a really stupid business decision.

And this whole "THE SITH HAVE RANSACKED CORUSCANT!!! O NOEZ!!!!" thing is just downright dumb.  The great thing about the KOTOR games was that it referenced specific goings on that actually either occured or could have occured in that given time frame.  I'm a Star Wars buff, so I'm pretty familiar with the expanded universe stuff (up to a point; I didn't really care for the Yuuzahn Vong stuff and beyond).  In KOTOR, when they mentioned Exar Kun and all that, I knew what was going on.  It made for a more immersive experience.  The premise for this MMO, by comparison, is just rediculous.

 

Oh well.  This doesn't really affect me, I'm not gonna get it anyways, evern if it was good.

on Jun 28, 2009

You no like Yuuzhan Vong SennKS? Why?

SennKS

And this whole "THE SITH HAVE RANSACKED CORUSCANT!!! O NOEZ!!!!" thing is just downright dumb.  The great thing about the KOTOR games was that it referenced specific goings on that actually either occured or could have occured in that given time frame.  I'm a Star Wars buff, so I'm pretty familiar with the expanded universe stuff (up to a point; I didn't really care for the Yuuzahn Vong stuff and beyond).  In KOTOR, when they mentioned Exar Kun and all that, I knew what was going on.  It made for a more immersive experience.  The premise for this MMO, by comparison, is just rediculous.

I'm glad I'm not alone in my love for continuity and stuff in Star Wars fitting together.

 

on Jun 28, 2009

So I guess you hated the new Star Trek movie then.... what with the whole continuity thing getting totally FUBARed.   

Then again... maybe you hate Star trek because you like Star Wars.  Personally, I like both and I think that it's ok to recreate a franchise every now and then to keep it fresh.  That being said, I know alot of you are complaining that TOR is just a rehash of what has already been done.  But... ahhh... I don't really care. 

on Jun 28, 2009

I was SO excited about this game, right until I saw it was an MMO.

on Jun 29, 2009

FrostMage
So I guess you hated the new Star Trek movie then.... what with the whole continuity thing getting totally FUBARed.   

Then again... maybe you hate Star trek because you like Star Wars.  Personally, I like both and I think that it's ok to recreate a franchise every now and then to keep it fresh.  That being said, I know alot of you are complaining that TOR is just a rehash of what has already been done.  But... ahhh... I don't really care. 

I haven't seen the new Star Trek movie, but I think the concept is great. I'm not a fan of Star Trek; I don't hate it, I'm just not interested, but this movie is doing a good thing: breathing life into a dying franchise.

The Old Republic is not revitalizing Star Wars. Star Wars is doing fine, unlike Steve Jobs (who is actually on the upswing), and doesn't need to be revitalized.

 

on Jun 29, 2009

Well, maybe Bioware aren't trying to revitalize anything.  They're just trying to make a cool game.

 

Just a thought...

on Jun 30, 2009

You no like Yuuzhan Vong SennKS? Why?

NOTE: If you're into this sort of stuff, there ARE spoilers for the NJO series, as well as stuff that happens later. You have been warned.

[Rant on]

1. By the end of the series, the Jedi were all like, "Eh, the ends justify the means." Retarted.  That's not how a Jedi is supposed to think.  It goes against almost everything a Jedi is supposed to stand for; separates them from the Sith.

2. They had Jacen Solo, who's a total WUSS, be the hero of the series by reaching "total Force balance." Um, wut? (He later became a Sith named Darth Caedus, and was still a huge wuss; which sort of, y'know, busts the whole "Force balance" thing)

3. (This was my biggest beef BY FAR) They killed Chewie.  FUCKING STUPID!!!!  Yeah, I get it, there's supposed to be losses and stuff, but you can't do that!  Kill off somebody else, like, say, Wedge Antilles; it achieves the same effect without being a huge asshole.  3PO said it best: "Let the Wookie win."

So I guess you hated the new Star Trek movie then.... what with the whole continuity thing getting totally FUBARed.

No, I saw the Star Trek movie and rather liked it.  But you see, that is completely different from what Bioware is doing to Star Wars.  The Star Trek movie was a reboot; it set up a completely different timeline from the originals and as such doesn't actually effect what happened in that universe.  It didn't "totally FUBAR" the continuity as you say, it created a whole different continuity.  The events surrounding TOR have been created for the sole purpose of creating this bumfuck MMO, not the other way around.  A good game serves the story it tells, whereas this "story," which is completely asinine, is meant to serve the MMO.  It is this fact that has already doomed the "story-telling" aspect of TOR that they're touting to suck.

[Rant off]

Whew.  I'mma gonna go make me a sammich.

on Jun 30, 2009

SennKS

1. By the end of the series, the Jedi were all like, "Eh, the ends justify the means." Retarted.  That's not how a Jedi is supposed to think.  It goes against almost everything a Jedi is supposed to stand for; separates them from the Sith.

2. They had Jacen Solo, who's a total WUSS, be the hero of the series by reaching "total Force balance." Um, wut? (He later became a Sith named Darth Caedus, and was still a huge wuss; which sort of, y'know, busts the whole "Force balance" thing)

3. (This was my biggest beef BY FAR) They killed Chewie.  FUCKING STUPID!!!!  Yeah, I get it, there's supposed to be losses and stuff, but you can't do that!  Kill off somebody else, like, say, Wedge Antilles; it achieves the same effect without being a huge asshole.  3PO said it best: "Let the Wookie win."

 

1. Well, for the first part of the war the Jedi sat around with their heads in the sand imitating ostriches while the rest of the galaxy burned. They didn't even go to the rescue of their entire academy class when the praxeum was attacked! Since their method of doing nothing because we're too scared of being wrong got a few trillion killed, there was little else to do but fight back.

But they never thought that the ends justify the means. The entire subplot of Alpha Red raised that question, along with Zonama Sekot. With Alpha Red, they could've annihilated the Vong, but they felt it was wrong. In that situation, they did not choose the ends over the means, no matter the cost. Another example is with Zonama Sekot. They went there only as a last resort, and they didn't even try to pressure Sekot into helping them. They let Sekot decide, because they knew that again, the ends do not justify the means, and that forcing Sekot to end the war might work, it would corrupt Sekot and themselves.

2. Well, Jacen was a massive wuss in the beginning of the Vong War. He was way too critical and self destructive to be of any use. However, Traitor (Matt Stover, best Star Wars author) provided a very intricate and understandable evolution to Jacen's character, and it detailed and showed exactly what happened to Jacen and why it changed him so much, along with his view of the force. (Vergere is NOT a sith. God, why are many people so thick, especially authors!?)

3. Yeah, killing Chewie did suck. I always liked him, but his death did have a purpose. The purpose: Anakin. Without Chewie's death, and the resulting phsycological trauma inflicted on Anakin, he would not have become the hero and protagonist he needed to be. He needed the catalyst of Chewie's death in order to set him on the path to recognizing his own power and responsibility.

Oh and they did kill off others too. Borsk, Ganner, Anakin, almost Jacen, Coruscant, multiple species, you name it.

Rant Warning

And Legacy of the Force (LoTF, or as some fans call it: LOLWTF?) isn't too good of a character reference. Pretty much every single character in that series acted completely unlike themselves. It was like having a dyslexic ADHD child on meth write a fanfiction. Wait, bad example. All of Karen Travesty's books are fanfiction. The Jacen in LoTF is unlike any Jacen from the Swarm War, the Yuuzhan Vong War, the Corellian Trilogy, the Jedi Knights series; well, any other book that had Jacen in it. It's sad too, because he was such a great character who got raped TO DEATH in LoTF.

End Rant Warning

Star Wars really should have ended with NJO, and every other effort after the end of the series should have been devoted to fleshing out other, less touched on parts of Star Wars.

Come on, it's hard not to read the last few pages of Luceno "The Finisher"'s Unifying Force, and not have such a sense of finality and peace.

 

on Jun 30, 2009

NJO just didn't do it for me really.  It lacked the Star Wars-ness that was present in the Thrawn books and the X-Wing series.  Don't get me wrong, it had some good parts.  I especially liked when Ganner went down like a huge badass.  It just seems to me that NJO was a turning point in Star Wars continuity; like it sent everything into a spiral.  It's hard to explain.  You're probably right when you said it should have stopped with NJO.  Seems like everything after was just kinda forced (pun intended ).

So yeah.  This MMO is gonna suck.

on Jul 01, 2009

Hey, but if it does suck from the beginning, maybe there's a hope that the next batch of New Game Enhancements endorsed by Lucasarts will actually improve the title!

My next big hope in MMO genre is actually Mortal Online.

SW:TOR seems too much like a classic "done to death" MMORPG, with an abundance of scripting involved (and in my experience, overuse of scripting makes MMO worlds seem fake and small.

What would be great is a gameplay departure from the "tried and true boring" philosophy, such as complete control over your character (no combat rolls, just twitch fighting with maybe lock on feature). Think Jedi Knight II style combat with unlockable combos and abilities.

Add in a skill system where you can build your character according to *your* vision, not the vision of the developers, and you can limit the story to "It's Star Wars, go play!" as far as I am concerned.

But SW is too big of a cash cow franchize... the "please the uneducated masses" mentality is nigh impossible to get around in such cases.

on Jul 01, 2009

Star wars TOR will rock!!  baaaaaaaaa

on Jul 01, 2009

When I first heard about SW:TOR, I was ecstatic about the game, I loved both the kotors and I wanted to see what the post-kotor 2 republic would be like.  Then I looked at the game and found out it was an MMO .

I hope this game flops so bioware will actually make a kotor 3.

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